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Kids are Quick‏


KidsAreQuick

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TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find   North America .
MARIA:
Here it  is.
TEACHER:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:   Maria.


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TEACHER:  John,  why are you doing your math multiplication on  the floor?
JOHN:   You told me to do it  without using tables.


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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell  ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:   K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L’

TEACHER:  No,  that’s wrong
GLENN:   Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I  Love this kid)


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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:   H I J K L M N O..

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:   Yesterday you said it’s H to O.


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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago..

WINNIE:   Me!


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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so  dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.


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TEACHER:   Millie, give me a sentence starting  with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE:   I  is..

TEACHER:  No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE:   All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’


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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS:   Because George still had the axe in his hand.


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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:   No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.


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TEACHER:  Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s… Did you copy his?
CLYDE :   No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher


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One response

  1. FUNNY

    February 27, 2010 at 12:19 am

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