Welcome to the Castle. Take a tour at your own risk.

Dirty Jokes >///<


1.  There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!!
Which Male pencil is responsible?

THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
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2.  Woman in bed with husband’s best friend,
phone rings! “YES… OK, BYE”.
She turns to her lover and says,
THAT’S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE’S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.
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3.  Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!
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4.  Three Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi … I’m Peter, not a saint.
I’m Paul not a POPE.
I’m John not a Baptist…
The girl replied.. Hi.. I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.
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5.  Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams..Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there’s nothing to eat!!!
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6.  Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR!!
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7.  Yesterday’s News : A nun jogging at Jogger’ Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today’s News : Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.
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8.  Why do Indians talk nonstop?
Guess….. Still dunno? OK lah…..
Answer : Becoz they left their full stop on their forehead.
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