A Polish wants “Divorce”
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Lawyer : Have you any grounds?
Polish : Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
Lawyer : No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
Polish : It made of concrete.
Lawyer : I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
Polish : No, we have carport, and not need one.
Lawyer : I mean. What are your relations like?
Polish : All my relations still in Poland.
Lawyer : Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Polish : We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Lawyer : Does your wife beat you up?
Polish : No, I always up before her.
Lawyer : Is your wife a nagger?
Polish : No, she white.
Lawyer : Why do you want this divorce?
Polish : She is going to kill me.
Lawyer : What makes you think that?
Polish : I got proof.
Lawyer : What kind of proof?
Polish : She is going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: